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Take a selfie, prove that we were here.
Make sure background's cutout and unclear.
Tag location cause that's the whole point.
One word caption, exclamation point.
My time for fun's at an end.
Now I barely see my friends.
Social media fulfills me.
Last grasp at relevancy. Do you see?
Stay together for the Youtube Show
and to make my facebook status quo
Make it Carpool Karaoke sing
Cause to me this stuff is everything.
We're so sad
we're pathetic
Sing others' songs
Take all the credit
That's the kind of life I want for me
Or at least for all the world to see
Quarterback got married to Prom Queen
Their boring weekend cannot be unseen.
She posts the pictures of their trip down south.
Can't board a plane because the kids act.
Wish I could be a rebel so carefree
But Pink's songwriters won't write song for me.
Stay together for the Youtube Show
and to make my facebook status quo
Make it Carpool Karaoke sing
Cause to me this stuff is everything.
We're so sad
we're pathetic
Sing others' songs
Take all the credit
That's the kind of life I want for me
Or at least for all the world to see
Made all these choices for the life I thought I'd want
When all I ever really wanted was to flaunt
that perfect ideal of domesticated bliss
Spouse, kids, and dogs this is what life really is. Click Like for this.
My Darling Child made the honor roll
See her smiling cause I made her pose.
Now here's us enjoying museums
the kind the peers I scoffed at loved so much.
I was cool everyone liked me
Married young, had a family
Now I'm not even liked by my own spawn
See this pic of my manicured lawn.
Stay together for the Youtube Show
and to make my facebook status quo
Make it Carpool Karaoke sing
Cause to me this stuff is everything.
We're so sad
we're pathetic
Sing others' songs
Take all the credit
That's the kind of life I want for me
Or at least for all the world to see
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2. |
Just Sayin'
04:19
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They've so much wisdom to give
Why won't the world live how they live.
The Daytime talk shows where nobody knows
All the minor details of what being "informed" entails
Say it for the applause and not to bolster a cause
Like a brief romance you have with your current stance
Some people think that their opinions don't stink
It's Like an undying urge to just mother the world
As far as concerned they're just looking to burn
Their whole world and mine that seemed to have left them behind
Don't say it
Just dont say it
Just don't say it
I'm Just sayin!
I don't wanna to take your hate
So I couched it in this phrase
I'm Just sayin!
What I said was real shitty
Absolves responsibility
My insight falls on deaf ears
Day in day out same shit same year
If my family and colleagues can't open their eyes and see
I'll pack up my things and take them where like minds think
To the comment board's warm glow where I'm right and they tell me so
Except for the trolls who themselves have no souls
Sometimes I think that my opinions don't stink
It's like an undying urge to just inform the world
As far as concerned I'm just looking to burn
Your whole world and mine that seemed to have left me behind
I'm Just sayin!
I don't wanna to take your hate
So I couched it in this phrase
I'm Just sayin!
What I said was real shitty
Absolves responsibility
It's not polite
just leads to Inspire spite
Phrase made of your invention
Your words don't match intention
Stand behind what youre proving
think you know just what you're doing
Just trying to be folksy
With charming hypocrisy
Don't expect response or action
Cuz I'm Just not listening
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Meme Comedian
02:23
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I'll just put this thought piece right here
When a cat sneezes I get all the feels
This. This. And all this. Forever
I Wrote this joke - said no one ever.
This. This. Exactly this. Said
This. This. This is priceless. Fam
Kill kill Original thought fuck
Then then like my status cuck
I put others that I know thru hell
When I say these things IRL
Hack jokes are my spirit animal
Hold my beer, cuz I'm not a dumpster fire
If i use these common phrases I won't
Have to come up with shit on my own
Wit is something that you're born with
This way I'm part of the process
(Even though I'm a fucking idiot)
You play MadLibs with someone else's fun joke
Make a Comedian of note this sure won't
That moment when you notice you're not that great
Don't wanna Offend your crowdsourced jokes snowflake
I realize I just used all these cliches
I can't even right now but I miss your face
My current mood's hot mess but swear I'm ok
I DIED but not really but won't that be great?
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4. |
Outrage Outreach
02:49
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Put your thumbs up if the world is fucked
Stick them up your behind if you're the other side
Home life is all I thought it'd be
Love my wife and my family
Job gives me all I think I need
Wish the world was half at peace as me
Ever hear the one about the guy
So secure he's alway proving why?
Me neither and yet he seem so wise
He must have such a full personal life
It's not that I'm found wanting
I know I can take a joke
I just feel that you're taunting
My ideals, so'i stood and spoke
You can't type that!
In a civilized world
I'm Standing up for the little guy
Though no one asked for my help
I'm a Goddamn hero!
Letting our voices be heard
By silencing others'
Because they used the wrong words
I realize you're wond'ring just how I
Justify that I'm not like those guys
It's not hard to trick your braindead mind
It's because they're on the other side
I am not one to be marginalized
But when you said you were offended I (redo)
Let out a smug laugh while i sipped my wine
I don't need this I am satisfied
My views get progressively deeper
Slowly 'come my brothers keeper
Arbiter of what's acceptable
Meaning if you think like me you're cool
You can't type that!
In a civilized world
I'm Standing up for the little guy
Though no one asked for my help
I'm that guy behind you
At the grocery store
That backs you up too violently
For it to help at all
It's not that I'm found wanting
I know I can take a joke
I just feel that you're taunting
My ideals, so'i stood and spoke
You can't type that!
In a civilized world
I'm Standing up for the little guy
Though no one asked for my help
I'm that guy behind you
At the grocery store
That back you up too violently
For it to help at all
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I went to the store
Didn't have what I was looking for
Just Thought the world should know of
the no good, horrible, worst day of my life
Then next I got a stain
Tide stick can't take away
Though I'm not one to complain
This was probably the worst day of my life
I stalk posts with snarky detachment
Yet check my phone each damn second
As if historical document
Am I shouting In to
Are we all just shouting Into
Are we all just shouting Into a void
My kin and I disagree
On the path of this country
Of course it's done publicly
What's the point of having thoughts just for me?
This new story worries me
And from the headline solely
No need to sit here and read
This meme sums up all of my feelings
Raising kids sure ain't easy
Just read the posts of my agony
This new Munchausen by proxy
Gives me all the pity that I need
We're all just shouting Into
We're all just shouting Into a void
It's not an open book
It's a distorted look at
What'll pass for truth these days
Told from the liar's gaze and
If you think it's important
Try to find where your life went
So go on and Die on that sword
Since we're all just shouting Into a Void
Facebook
(IS NOT REAL LIFE!)
Those Likes
(ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS)
Your pics
(ARE NOT YOUR KIDS)
It's like we're all shouting Into a Void
A shared post
(IS NOT YOUR OPINION)
Your Friends
(ARE MORE LIKE ACQUAINTANCES)
These gripes
(ARE NOT REVELATIONS)
It's like we're all shouting Into a Void
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